A ginger's moon spider. (See moon spider)
That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.
Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)
(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin
1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam
1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia
aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider
if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you
Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.
Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen
the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!