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when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!
Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?
He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.
Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.
A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside