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Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.

Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.

by Aaacey July 05, 2019


squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.

On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.

by Ervty August 04, 2017


squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022


squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.

Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.

by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022


butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023


squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 08, 2013


Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022