Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

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you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.

You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"

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i'm going to sleep

I don't want to fucking text you

You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep

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Da Vinci Sleep

Noun.
A sleep schedule characterized by a series of short, intermittent naps. (as opposed to one long 8 hour sleep). Usually if one is working hard or has no time for conventional sleep, one will go on Da Vinci Sleep.

Etymology: Derived from the supposed way Leonardo Da Vinci slept.

Bob: Man, you look like hell. What's up?

Steve: It's totally crazy around here, you know, midterms and taking care of my sister's diabetic cat... I've been on Da Vinci Sleep here.

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the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

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national sleep day

National sleep day is on March 18th 2018 , have fun and sleep all day and catch up on the sleep you've missed

Jim- "Hey bob its national sleep day today"

Bob- "Okay Jim see you later I gotta go sleep"

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Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

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