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no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.

Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.

by whitetail lightning September 13, 2021


Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021


ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 28, 2021


cute bastard

Something bakugo would say to y/n

In a text message

-Cute Bastard
-You're a cute bastard

by MoonSat4rn October 18, 2022


Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness

You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.

by Shambalicious May 17, 2021


one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 5, 2011


Full time mad bastard

TGF BRO

The only full time mad bastards are TGF BRO

by LooseV69420 March 17, 2021