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A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.
Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.
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1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.
3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve
2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha
*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.
3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven
"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson
"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven
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"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand
"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia
"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand
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Travel to Bangkok with friends. Have fun in the many strip clubs and brothels. Partake in a hooker or two. When you get an STD; take a bus to the hospital.
bangkok bus ride;Me and my friends took a trip to Thailand and took the bangkok bus ride.
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A witty response to literally any question in Fiji which translates into, "call you grandmother". I personally do not like this joke because my bu is dead.
Miri: Hey Jone, can you top up my bus card?
Jone: Qiri vei bu!
Oi brass, kere jibi (Oi bro, can you spare a cigarette?
Lmao, qiri vei bu
Kubu?
Qiri vei bu
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2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"
Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!
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The little song that Windows plays when you shutdown your computer.
In urban speak, you use it to imply somebody has shut off his brain.
Dave: I think I'll turn left when...uh I'll just feel it.
Susan: be-ba-bu-ba. any maps in the car?
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A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.
Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.
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