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A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared
Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.
A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there
Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant
'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'