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Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."
someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
The act of trying to hit on a minor. The term symbolizes the manipulation and exploitation of the target, likening them to, well, a cupcake, that is taken advantage of by someone with ill intentions.
This term was coined after an infamous incident where YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he'd be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl. When confronted about why he was there, he responded with, "Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."
Person 1: "Did you hear about that guy down the street? He got arrested for picking up a cupcake at the park."
Person 2: "Seriously? That's horrible. I can't believe someone around here would do that."
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A group of degenerates that sit in a messenger call smoking their lungs off till they eventually die, usually get into arguments and can never decide on anything. Keyboard warriors. Junkies
Pick ya nose is the name of a famous groupchat