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Hang Bone

When a person with male genitalia is about to proceed with intercourse, and their sexual partner has to leave suddenly before intercourse could begin.

Hey man, I was about to have sex with a girl last night, but her brother got into a fatal car accident and she had to leave. Worst Hang Bone of my life

by TheSpookyCanadian May 28, 2020


Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010


Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013


bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003


bone gap

the child of dead grandparents

“hey, are russell’s grandparents dead?”

“yea. he’s a bone gap. only half of mine are dead. i’m a half bone gap.”

“you’ll be a full bone gap soon.”

by bonegap2 April 28, 2022


moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021


Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019