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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy June 6, 2011


drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 19, 2022


Drunk Jitsu

The act of indoor Jiu Jitsu while intoxicated with friends.

The guys broke the TV doing drunk jitsu in the living room.

by Dirk'sAutumn January 12, 2021


Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015


Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019


Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 16, 2012


Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 17, 2017