Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

62👍 22👎

Man Face

A very ugly, and brutal looking female. One that could be closely compared to or might even be a man by her/his facial structure.

"Holy crap, stay away from that thing, she's got some major Man Face going on."

38👍 12👎

2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

33👍 10👎

cheese face

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

57👍 21👎

No your face

It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.

When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.

It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.

A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU

(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)

A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face

A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.

A: go to bed B
B: no your face

8👍 1👎

Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

8👍 1👎

face the diggity

To give a woman oral sex , to lick her pussy, put your face between her legs

I'm going to face the diggity , I'll face the diggity

8👍 1👎