half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

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half bae

when it’s complicated but things still groovy

she my half bae

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Half Pants

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.

Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.

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half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.

Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.

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half-sister

Girl or woman who has just one parent in common with someone.

My half-sister is a good person.

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Cover and a Half

A fat girl admitted into a club.

"Damn, due to fire codes, that bitch should be counted as TWO girls... she's a Cover and a Half!"

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Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.

...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!

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