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a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.
I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!
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To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!
What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins
Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?
Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!
verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea
Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher
The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth
Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.
Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
I made a call to the Hammer last night. Best sex I've ever had.