You have good taste in music

When someone says you have good taste in music, what they mean is:

1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good music"

2. "I'm mainstream as fuck, and you seem indie, so you must be like a music god"

3. "I don't have anything else nice to say about you, so I'm going to pretend that the music you listen to isn't shit."

1. You like Radiohead? You have good taste in music!

2. Oh, I've never heard of that band. But you have good taste in music.

3. Any guy would be lucky to date you! You're pretty, and, uh, smart. And, uh, you have good taste in music."

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do you have lemonade?

Said right before sneaking off to escape/ search for something.

ex: Bob:sorry dude, you cant go in there
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some

(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)

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I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

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having trouble finding nemo

A dude looking for the C.L.I.T.

A young boy who still looking for you know what

A single dude looking for a fuck friend

A gay looking for anything else than Nemo EX. hotmales

Hey dude, having some troubles finding Nemo ?

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I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

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Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

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Have fun during during dieing

a famous quote from terpsguy aka dhbaseball14, vonrow misspelling because of auto correct (1.23.2021)

You: pja is better than whisper airlines
Terpsguy: have fun during during dieing