masc lesbian

masc lesbians are the most heartless rude annoying pieces of shit that walk this planet, that MAY be attractive but use that to be the most unbearable person in the room with no consequences. they do not care about your emotions and only want sex, love hook ups and manipulate any poor woman what has to deal with them (jk love you sm plz if you a masc lesbian and read this dm me xoxo)

-is that a dude ?

-no it’s just a masc lesbian with poor hygiene

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Chopstick Lesbian

An Asian lesbian

Yo that Asian girl is a chopstick lesbian!

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lesbian by default

a woman so ugly that no man will date them (unless she is a porn star).

Man, that bitch must be a lesbian by default.

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trans lesbian

A straight man.

Trans lesbian: "Will you have sex with me?"
Actual lesbian: "No, because I'm a lesbian which is a female homosexual and so only have sex with females"
Trans lesbian: "You terf bigot nazi whore (which by the way is not misogynist because I didn't call you a bitch)"
Actual lesbian: "You sound like all the straight men who I won't sleep with but you say you're a woman - how is this so?"
Trans lesbian: "Because I put some lipstick on, unlike you, you butch dyke"
Actual lesbian: "A pig with lipstick on is still a pig"

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Angry Lesbian

1. A female dog that will randomly start humping other female dogs for no apparent reason.

"My angry lesbian of a dog keeps humping the bitch across the street!"

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Helicopter Lesbians

A term which describes a lesbian couple that adopt a young gay man on coming out to encourage and support him, only to project their latent mother- son fantasies upon the unsuspecting gay male and there by begin to interfere with the young gay's attempts to live his own life. Introducing possible partners to Helicopter Lesbians may induce stalking behavior or suicide threats caution should be encouraged.

Girlfriend - you know you'll never be good enough for his helicopter lesbians..

We have to be careful, we could upset my Helicopter Lesbians.

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Bi lesbian

A sexuality with hate from people who do not understand it. It refers to a non-man who identifies as both bisexual and lesbian. They may be attracted to two genders in one form of love, while only attracted to women in a different form of love, or they may be attracted to both genders but lean towards women.

Bi lesbian: I’m bi lesbian!
Person: What’s that?
Bi lesbian: I’m romantically attracted to two genders, but sexually attracted to only women!

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