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A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.
Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.
Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .
A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”
Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT
a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.