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Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019


thick bones

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022


Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 28, 2020


halfa bone

When the penis is only half way to an erection.

Guy: Here it is.

Girl: Dude you only have halfa bone.

by The big J With a bigger P*&%s October 15, 2010


Bone powder

When you take the bones of a dead person and grind it intp a powder so you can snort it and gain their powers.

My friend: "how come you like knitting now?"
Me: "I snorted my grandma's bone powder"

by biobuilder January 19, 2020


Bone Wedge

When you wake up in the morning to your boyfriend/husband with a boner wedged in your back.

" Oh man, Jason gave me the biggest bone wedge this morning, but I wasn't in the mood, so I pretended i was asleep."

by engbee April 22, 2009


Mr. Bones

An absolute shitter.

Mr. Bones is an absolute shitter.

by Gronke April 14, 2022