Random
Source Code
Random
This subreddit is known for its people posting comments (mostly on Youtube videos) and it is somebody saying a joke and the little kiddo who doesn't understand the joke says your wrong then they fight to the death or something. The subreddit description says "A subreddit about people who miss the joke/satire." and that's what the subreddit is about.
William: Hey Oliver look at this it looks so real!!
Oliver: *looks at Williams phone* That's a plastic dinosaur. Are you ok?
William: r/woooosh. I am disappointed in you...
1👍 3👎
The most beautiful girl that has ever been produced, Tylah is loyal, loving and holds many fortunate values. Tylah will marry Brent when she becomes the mature age to. Love you xx
Tylah R, ohhh yes thats my girl. anyone messes with her then your gone!
1👍 3👎
To complete a task. Mainly used by the famous comedian Larry the Cable Guy.
Bob: When you gonna go out and crank that lawn mower so you can Git-R-Done?
Josh: While you were out shopping I already Got-R-Did.
43👍 11👎
A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.
Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
************************
Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
the term that describes what happens when a bear (of any type) PWNS you
Danny got B3@R PWND when he went hiking last week.
Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!
Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!
Guy 2: Because why?
Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.