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The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.
Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?
Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?
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To destroy a something during a search warrant
Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad
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When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.
Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.
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A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!
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When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.
“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”
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A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.
I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."
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Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce
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