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One without meat. To have no meat
You: Dude I have no meat
Me: Your obviously meatless
When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.
They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.
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(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."
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Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.
Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.
Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!
Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.
Man: Nah I love meat too much
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Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.
Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.
The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)
-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday
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A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
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