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Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.
Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)
Being confused about your sexuality ,due to bad experience.
I only date girls now cuz guy's did me dirty.
Oml jenny! You have a biased sexuality!!
A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
When your sex life starts falling into place
I had a dry run but now I'm finally a tetris-sexual
Its a form of bestiality where you like lizards. Used by the Youtube channel loveliveserve. in an embarrasing phone call in the library video.
Its called Sexual Reptilotality, its a real thing!
The time in which a male becomes active in the act of masturbation.
I cant get a girlfriend, so im still sexually faptive.