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Ultra tard

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

by Dykesie9491 October 24, 2008

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Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

by The Game, You Lost It March 2, 2010

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A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.

Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.

by cycledick April 11, 2012

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v-tard

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.

Did you see what that V-tard did today?

by just another staff officer June 24, 2011

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