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noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you
Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face
The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
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The act of using maple syrup as lubrication. Makes some sticky sweet love making.
Yeah last night we did the Canadian rough rider... made her ass taste much better
When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women
Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.
The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.
Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom