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A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.
Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
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Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.
Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.
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The phenomenom of being drunk and seeing members of the opposite sex as being more attractive than they actually are. Especially used in southern England.
"Woah man, that chick from last night was butt ugly" "Yeah, I think it was a case of magic bus..."
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Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...
Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...
College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...
Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...
Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...
Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.
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A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.
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When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.
Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.
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A song from the 70's based on an older folk song about opium. It was said that when you smoked opium, you'd enter a world of dragons and demons. Conversely when you drunk absinthe you would travel to a land of happiness and green fairies.
Also the origin of chasing the dragon, a modern phrase one uses while smoking a line of heroin on a tin foil fold, as they burn the length, one would enhale through a straw, along the line, thereby chasing the smoke.
Hey Matt, do you know what puff the magic dragon song was about
No Dan, What is it about?
Opium smoking.
I gotta chase the magic dragon man!
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