i know you zone

This is when you are in love but she or he doesn't like you. You and he or she are not friends you just know each other. Therfore you are not even in the friend zone but the i know you zone. ;(

George: "man I am in the I know you zone, I am so sad"

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Clone Drone in The Danger Zone

An amazing game where you slice robots and be a madman but is annoying as shit and you will put holes in your drywall

Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart

Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine

The time of night from about 7-10 p.m. in which it is too late to take dayquil and too early to take nightquil without disturbing your sleep pattern.

I was dribbling all over myself last night, but it was in the Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine, so I couldn't do anything about it.

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friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

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friend zone cuddle

When you are cuddling with someone and the other person just thinks of it as a friend thing but really the persons has no were else to sit/sleep

Ya me and Kate were totally snugging last night, bro I'm pretty sure it was just a friend zone cuddle.

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The One-Way Friend Zone

When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope

You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."

Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone

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International Drinking Zone (IDZ)

Defined as the time and location proceeding any “Holiday Travel”, in which it is socially and morally acceptable to consume alcohol at any time of day.

“Holiday Travel” is considered to be any time taken out of ones usual schedule to take a trip or journey, usually commencing after turning on ones “Out-of-Office”.

The “Zones” locality covers but is not limited to; Airports, Train Stations, Pre- journey meeting points and covers all modes of transport* pertaining to “Holiday Travel”.

*Please note that the rules of the “International Drinking Zone” does not permit or find socially or morally acceptable the consumption of alcohol by any persons driving or operating aforementioned modes of transport.

Vicki: “Lets get a glass of bubbles before our flight!”

Taylor “But it’s 6am...”

Vicki: “Ah, but were on holiday and this an International Drinking Zone !” International Drinking Zone (IDZ)