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An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.
'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'
A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.
Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”
“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”
“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”
The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
well this isn’t made by a scientist but by Brian himself she is the most perfect person ever and is always going to be the greatest person ever she loves me very much
Brian searched up “why I love Maddy more” instead google gave me the ass show and showed me the actor of Idk of wtf is that show called idc tho but yeah.
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(urban dictionary pls dont ban me i done nothing wrong)
normal person: USES PLASTIC BOTTLE
vsco girl: OMG STOP BIG BULLY -slaps bottle out of hand- and i oop skkskskskskskksksksskskkskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskkskkskskskskskskskksskkskskskskskkkskskskskskskskskkskskwoskkokdkosaodowkaoksokdowoasidwjoisjaiowjdiosaoidhaojsi3hne9dw8m9q8fm8myd8samy8wamsjdmoamsdja89oyjso9dynaow7yods7aynowd7
You literally think about "I think herpes"
IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.