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Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.
PREVENTION MEASURES
SCP Joe requires the following:
Ear protection
Sound proof walls
Nuetrallizer.
SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.
Joe: Hey!
Victim: Hi!
Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?
Victim Who's Joe?
Joe: Joe mama
*distant screaming*
The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Nathan Ha is a SCP that is usually a neutral anomaly. However, when spotting a E-girl : SCP - REDACTED, the anomaly will start procedure 69420. It resides in its containment, a normal bedroom encased with anti-simp metallic materials. Any family or close members are there to make SCP HA304 agitated and suppressed from using the power of simping.
SCP guard: Protect Exit B! Nathan Ha has escaped!
Nathan Ha: *uses power of simping*
SCP guard: *dies*
The best comeback to any argument. Just simply respond with a simple, E.
Person: bro u suck
You: E
Person: Da fuck
You: E
Person: bruh say something noob
You: E
Person: (eradicates from the face of the universe).
A type of camel found in the Middle Earth. Its described by survivors as a camel with a rainbow carpet on it. It remains neutral however, if provoked can let out a ear-piercing screech that can be heard from miles out into Southern America. It is said to have caused 20% of worldwide earthquakes and tsunamis. Cameron is a play of words on camel and Aaron, which is said to have been created at site - MR. If spotted, avoid provoking the entity and slowly approach. If the entity is agitated slowly back away and pull out a fucking shotgun. This will threaten Cameron and cause it to become docile once again.
Person 1: Watch out for the Cameron!
Person 2: Yea yea keep up ur bullshit.
Cameron: *Provoked*
Person 1 and 2: Oh hellll naaaa
Person 1: *pulls out a big ass shotgun and loads it*
Cameron: *Dies from heart attack*
A word that many people use, either to annoy or question. Why, can be used to ask what the fuck happened.
Person1: Hi!
Person2: Why
Person1: ???
Person1: Why?
Person2: Why
Person1: what??
Person2: Why
Person1: bro your being annoying
Person2: Why
Person1: Bc u are
Person2: Why
Person1: *dies*