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A song by the backstreet boys that people has become annoying ever since people discovered Brooklyn 99 because now whenever its playing people always say "now number 5" and it gets really annoying please stop it so that my children can come out of the bunker. It's been 7 months please
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I phrase when you want something one way
I want it that way
Oh backstreet bois
I looooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee thissssss appppppppp/////Webbbbsiteeeeeee
It means you love it cause it tells you about your friends and your own personality I live this app
Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.
Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!
Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.
the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.
The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*