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when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.
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When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.
Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.
I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.
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When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.
Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.
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A mass of hair growing around the the male pubic region.
i've got a luscious v of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro.
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An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.
"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."
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The expression "get on the ball" is a phrase that was commonly used in the Ottawa Valley, Canada to mean "get with it". A local derivation often used was "get on the ball or get on the bus..." meaning "get with it" or "get out of here".
Get on the ball man; that happened last week!
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v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."
n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.
Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.
Rutherford: No way!
Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!
Rutherford: Shit!
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