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When a chicano/latino hosts a ghetto ass Cinco De Mayo party.
They invite a shit ton of people that aren't even chicano/latino and expect them to bring random ass foods. Theres usually a lot of filipinos.
Michael: Yeah! Its Cinco De Mayo tomorrow! What are we going to do?
Angelica: Lets throw a party! Ill throw it though because im the one thats mexican. I'll bring a shit ton of mexican food! It will be so good. Make sure we invite everyone.
Karen: Nah lets just let everyone bring something and like, It doesn't have to be all mexican food.
Marianna: OH NO THATS CUDDY DE MAYO!
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When you use this Insult you are trying to tell "ASSFACE"
Mira cabeza de culo, págame lo que me debes pendejo
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Too classy to be ghetto - too ghetto to be high class
A perfect mix between style class and trashy
"Did you see Heather's camo skirt and silk blouse outfit?"
"Oh I know! Totally de la ghetto!"
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When a girl eats a large amount of beans, the during anal she will experience large amounts of diarrhea. After shooting a load in the ass, she will release it all into a bucket and drink it. The man is referred to as the dipper and the woman is the dripper.
Man 1: Why do you smell like shit?
Man 2 (Dipper): I just did the Des Moines Dripper.
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When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.
Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.
North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.
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When you just got demoted from the big leagues and need to blow off some steam with the locals in bumfuck Iowa. The guy shoves a whole corn up the girl’s ass, lights in on fire, and immediately covers the corn with the bell of a trombone. The girl lets a massive fart rip so flames come shooting out of the trombone.
Dude, I can’t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. I’m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
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