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Look at “Austin Rubit”.
“Austin Rubit” is looking inspirational.
An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.
Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".
Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"
Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"
Boss: "Lmao damn son"
Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
The art of eating pussy on your knees
Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl
BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night
Noah: Thats sick asf
A short guy with absolutely no bitches.
I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
A really short guy with no bitches
Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him