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Austin Rubit

Heem

Look at “Austin Rubit”.
“Austin Rubit” is looking inspirational.

by AR72 November 25, 2021


Austin Rubit

Heem.

Austin Rubit is “Heem

by AR72 November 24, 2021


Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 06, 2022


Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024


Austin Baird

The art of eating pussy on your knees

Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl

BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night

Noah: Thats sick asf

by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024


Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022


Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022