A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
A Bastard television production.
Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.
"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."
Knocking one out in a public car park
I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket
(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.