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The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.
Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse
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when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls
meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"
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A Squaids Camp situated in Guyana.
"I'm off to Guyana for my Gap Year and form a Squaids Camp named Camp Bell de Rossi"
A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"
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The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.
#14
*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”
The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.
Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.
Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.