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Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:
1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.
2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them
3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."
Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.
This group varies.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.
Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.
The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.
Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.
Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.
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Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.
This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny
Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.
Random dude: Your like a penny.
Bitch: WTF????
Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
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(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.
She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.
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A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
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An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.
"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."
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A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.
I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.
I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.
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From right before or after midnight through the predawn hours.
The booty call hours apply to every night. Especially after the club.
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