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noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you
Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face
The act of using maple syrup as lubrication. Makes some sticky sweet love making.
Yeah last night we did the Canadian rough rider... made her ass taste much better
The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
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Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women
Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!
A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.
I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!
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