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When a movie contains a lot of nudity and/or sex and the leading lady is an extremely hot celebrity, but she is the only one in the movie that keeps all her clothes on.
Dude, did you see Knocked Up? It was awesome!!!
Yea, it was funny, but it had a total case of Good Luck Chuck Syndrome! I was hoping to see Katherine Heigl naked, but she was the only fully clothed woman in the movie!
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If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...
Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
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chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic
chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden
loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches
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A place where you should never go because their dry ass recycled pizza is DISGOSTANG.
CHUCK E. CHEESE is a pickled banana
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words that desccribe throwing something violently, but in a fashionable way. preferrably a secret shake?
our secret saying is chucking da duece
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Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
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