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When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.
Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.
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A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity.
Try losing some weight you fat fuck.
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1. Fuck the traditions and orthodoxes that a religious group or a society tries to bound you to follow.
2. Be free to express any emotion
3. Freedom
Anyone's free to be whatever they want to.
Yeah man "fuck society"
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The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.
"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".
Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
a term used when the situation sucks so bad and you can't do anything. best said after a sigh
Michial: yo, dude your girlfriend is getting fucked by your brother
Wilth: *sigh* Well, Fuck
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Takes money from you.
*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
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