Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!

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Full Frontal Sarcasm

Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.

I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.

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Full sail goggles

An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.

Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.

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full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).

Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!

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Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

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full blown ethnic

The creation occuring from human to primate transmission usually found in or near a shanty town. This creation can also happen from a special centuries old recipe which contains a tablespoon of gibbon jissom, a cocunut, a small pot of mango chutney, a pineapple, three rape charges and a small theft. Arrange for a large slave collective to stir it for 300 years and then bang it onto gas mark 8. In a further 60 minutes you will have achieved your goal.

That cup of coffee sure ain't got no milk in. It's a full blown ethnic alright...

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pump full of lead

To overkill someone with a gun. To shoot way more than the required amount to kill.

I pumped him full of lead for not paying up.

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