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An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.
"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"
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Pre-prepared and irrelevant response posh london mayor once threw in rather than answer a straight question. Skillfully ignored by the people it was aimed at as it was an irrelevant insult and only funny to the 13 year old watching on YouTube 8 years afterwards.
ABJ: "You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Everyone else: "Oh gawd, not that again! please try and come up with something new and relevent as an insult as that wasn't even funny when we were 14..."
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The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.
Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.
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When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
Telling some one you care or love
Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be
Telling some one you care or love
You know what i mean jelly bean
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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
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Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!
Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn
I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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