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A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS
A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
The prime expletive, to be used only by asskickers or in dire situations.
Jeff did my mom? JESUS-FUCK!!
Adj, when one does a task worthy of jesus status
syn, amazingly done
Dude you murked on them bitches JESUS STYLE
Dude you tradeflipped that bowl JESUS STYLE