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"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.
Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Oi it’s the year I was born.. you better celebrate this day
July 9, 2005 is the best thing said no one but my head
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To create something great and then self- sabotage it at the very end.
Kevin: “I thought things were going so well with Brandon?”
Janie: “They were!! But then I got scared of how fast things were going and I had to pull a Julie Plec!”
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Former mayor of New York who is running for President with a run in his pantyhose. He has played dress-up on several occasions and he once let Donald Trump get to second base, so he's a slattern.
"This guy knows his bra size! There's something going on there" - Bill Maher
"Rudy Julie Annie and Hillary both went to the debate...wearing the same dress"
No Jerk Off July is July, but no jerking off. You can use other ways to shoot hot steaming cum all over your mechanical keyboard, just don't jerk off. Only real men can do this.
Obama: Ah yes, time to jerk off to Michelle's feet.
Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!
Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.
When the most stupid person was born
Oh is it july 4 ? That means its matthews birthday today
Well hes an idiot
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the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs
“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac
karls bdayyy
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