let someone be gay on him

The act of man allowing another man to perform oral sex on him without reciprocating. The first party justifies that he is not gay because he did not put a penis in his own mouth.

Charlie doesn't do anything at the interstate restrooms but he will let someone be gay on him.

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Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

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Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

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let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

Let's watch who shot who

To watch the evening news in Atlanta GA

It's 5 o'clock, turn the channel and let's watch who shot who

would you let me tap

Would you let me tap

Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that

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