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Minecraft by 2022 GETS A HECKIN WILD UPDATE ADDING A NEW BIOMES
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Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.
teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.
Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"
To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!
I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!
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minecraft free online HOW
The only three games that are actually acknowledged and the only games that come to people's heads when they think of games.
Someone: "What are some games?" Everyone: Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft. and that's all I can think."