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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.

He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.

by Musivino September 28, 2017


Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize

Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"

by ,.,.// November 12, 2020


Social Movie

A movie that you buy, rent, or go to see that has absolutely no cinematic value because you want to make fun of it with your friends.

Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!

by Tristitia January 18, 2009


Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020


social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018


[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew January 16, 2016


Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011