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Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
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People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
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To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
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When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!
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- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.
- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.
also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori
Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....
*1 month later*
Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.
Jin: hey
Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...
*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*
Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
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When you just had enough of people and you can't socialize anymore. You're just too tired
I spent this whole week with people and I'm just so tired
Socially fatigued?
U got it
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