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Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

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best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020


Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024


Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022


Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014


Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened

Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider

by Rebeccm November 21, 2022


spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022