cake hard

To waste time on unimportant things while ignoring looming deadlines.

"Why is Gordon still playing Smash Brothers? Isn't his make-up exam coming up?" "Yeah... that's the definition of cake hard!"

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Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

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cake the make

Someone who wears way too much make up and generally requires a chisel to remove the many layers.

Friend 1 "Tanya looks so brown and pasty!"
Friend 2 "Yeah talk about cake the make!"

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butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

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Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

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cake sundae

A slice of cake with delicious sundae toppings including;hot fudge, whipped cream, caramel sauce, nuts, and any other delicious topping one could think of.

Dang, I could really go for a cake sundae right now.

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Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

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