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A sexual act in which two people perform oral sex on each other's anuses simultaneously.
Bobby and Stacey were tired of regular oral sex, so they decided to do the New Jersey Sixty-Nine.
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Ocean City, New Jersey is a small island in South Jersey. Dubbed "America's Greatest Family Resort", the "real O.C." is a notorious destination for Pennsylvania's summer vacationers.
Most of the real estate in Ocean City is owned by the shoobies, which is why some consider it to be a "dead town" in the winter. The year-rounders are typically wholesome people who like to smoke some weed in their free time. Their kids are coke head homecoming queens and gansta surfers with dreadlocks.
The locals can tell you about the underground quirkiness of the town. For example, everyone who lives there knows about Slobber Bob and Underdog Girl. Also essential to the town are Express Pizza, Sack O' Subs, 7th Street Surf Shop, Denovum, and, of course, The Boardwalk.
I used to live in Ocean City, New Jersey and we would sabotage shoobies on the boardwalk and flip them off when driving.
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Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.
Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.
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1.A TV reality show about 5 rich women in New Jersey. Caroline--the Boss, Dina-- the hot sister, Jacqueline-- the nice one and sister-in-law of Caroline and Dina, Teresa-- the friend with the mafia-looking husband and Danielle--the whore with all the drama.
2.Women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. However, they deny all allegations.
3. A group of rich Jersey women
Hey did you catch NEW JERSEY HOUSE WIVES last night?! Caroline is a bad-ass and I think Danielle is afraid of her.
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The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.
I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.
In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.
When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.
Bro: Wow.
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