Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.

Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.

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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.

"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."

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Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.

What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.

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cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.

Lynn is a cunting whore.

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cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

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Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!