odd people call crickets land shrimp
Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.
Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.
A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's
Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING
A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.
Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.
Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”