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Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers
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A really good person, totally, **totally** did not steal. He is also adoptable so he can be your child whenever you want.
A really good example of "Tree bfb/tpot" is:
"Tree!! I told you to stop sneaking out!!!"
"But mom!!"
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pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
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Group of people living in inner cities who have become just as good as family members through sharing time, space and life but who are not related to each other by blood.
Surrogate and adoptive individuals, people or groups who provide family suport to another or others in the absence of real family members in an urban setting.
Includes friends, mentors, community supporters, church groups, foster families, charities, good samaritans or total strangers etc.
"Hey Milo, d'you have any family in the UK?"
"No man, they're all back home in Africa but I'm not alone cos I've got a huge urban family tree supporting and loving me".
"Yeah, like who?"
"Jackie's my aunt, R.W. is my big brother and I've got the best grandma I visit in Islington".
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Its a pronoun that "people" totally, identify as. They get supper pissed, when you call everything but an oak tree, especially if you call them a redwood
Hey dude whats up, H... did you just call me dude, did YOU JUST CALL ME DUDE, I' a FUCKING OAK TREE, U WILL REFER TO ME AS AN OAKTREE ALRIGHT
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WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"
ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
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ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that ฮฑแฆสฯส
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I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.
pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs
me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.
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The Irish way of saying thirty three
Yesterday I saw terty tree leprechauns.
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